Medical Alert!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Medical Alert!!!

    A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).
     
  2. tsp45acp

    tsp45acp Active Member

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    That's great.......

    but I like Tequila. (need some help on this one):s
     
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  3. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Good one..:cheers..I liked rum back in the day..
     
  4. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    I had this virus for over 35 years. Over the past 12 years I have managed to eradicate it with a regimen of many of the above prescriptions. I credit my recovery to a loving wife who made sure I recieved whatever was necessary to relieve my pain.
     
  5. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Good ones Joe.

    I fight those symtoms with Tequila.
    'T'ake 'E'ffective 'Q'uantites 'U'ndilluted 'I'ngested 'L'iguid 'A'lcohol
     
  6. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    very good and true..Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM ) works for me:D
     
  7. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha! I tried them all, provided much needed relief.
     
  8. The Tourist

    The Tourist Banned

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    I am also infected. However, I'm going to need a "home remedy" because I'm self-employed...
     
  9. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Even the self-employed can be cured of this awful curse. It will take a concentrated effort to rid yourself of this addiction. Being self employed you will not be able to place blame on the higher ups and use this as fuel to get you over the hardest part. I found that self-employed individuals will need to go back to their roots and blame their parents who instilled this need to work.
     
  10. tsp45acp

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    Thank you. Finally an "educated" man steps up. (see post #2.)