free website stats program Bumper sticker | Page 3 | Harley Davidson Forums

Bumper sticker

If you don't like my driving, ge off the sidewalk!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm schitzophrenic, and so am I!

Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a boogie on your windshield!

Will work for CHROME!

Chrome; Biker Crack!

On a hoopty van: Don't laugh, your daughter may be in the back!
 
Last edited:
Marine Corps Bumper Stickers:




" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"


"Stop Global Whining"


"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"


"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"


"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"


"What Do You Feel When You Kill A Terrorist?
... A Reassuring Recoil"


Marines -- Providing Enemies Of America An Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"


"My Marine Can Pick Off Your Honor Student at a Click and a Half"


"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"


"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"


"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden --
It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"


"Artillery Brings Dignity To What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"


"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- Marine Artillery"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"


"My kid fought in Iraq so yours can party in college"

"Travel To Exotic Places, Meet New People, Then Kill Them"



"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume"



"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"


"Guns Don't Kill People -- I Kill People"


"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.
If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Marine"


"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"
 
"PLEASE HELP SUPPORT BLIND MOTORCYCLISTS"
This one looks great on the back of a tee, while wearing dark sunglasses. For a extra bonus, strap a white cane on the back of your hog.
 
My own:
I work so hard because millions of people on welfare depend on me!
:D
 
"Woman Wanted"

Must be able to Cook, Clean, Sew Leather and Ride for Days.
Must have Bike and Trailer

Please send Pic of Bike and Trailer
 
Remember, half the people you know are below average

What happens if you get scared half to death..........twice

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
 
Back
Top