Bumper sticker

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by RSQCAL, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. RSQCAL

    RSQCAL Member

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    Seen a new bumper sticker yesterday I thought was Hilarious:

    Honk if your paying my mortgage!:newsmile100:
     
  2. rhino

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    funny but sad.
     
  3. gasbag

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    What is really sad is some have stopped paying the mortgage thinking they can get gov. help.
     
  4. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    I personnaly like the one that goes: Of all the things I've lost,It's my MIND I miss the most:D
     
  5. Crambo

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    There are some very funny helmet stickers out there too, unfortunatley what I find amusing will get me in Gliders bad books, so here are some I remember although they're not verbatum but at least clean.

    "If it wasn't for women and bikes I'd be wealthy"
    "Is there life after death? Touch this bike and find out"
    "Two wheels or two breasts, sooner or later you're gonna have trouble"
    "Honk if you have never seen a loaded gun fired from a moving Harley"
    "Keep Honking... I'm Reloading"
    "How fast was I going officer...not fast enough I guess"
    "Sorry did my loud pipes interrupt your phone call"
     
  6. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    I work so hard because millions of people on welfare depend on me!
     
  7. The4opps1

    The4opps1 Junior Member

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    On the back of a pick up adorned with hunting stickers:

    "Bambi makes cute sandwitches"
     
  8. SeaRider04

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    This's my favorite.

    "Don't steal, the Government hates competition."
     
  9. Silverbird54

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    "MEN: NO SHIRTS NO SERVICE-WOMEN: NO SHIRTS FREE BEER"
    "I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE"
    "WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS ENEMAS"
    "THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR MY HUSBAND AND BOYFRIEND TO GET ALONG"
    "IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH ROOM"


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    Last edited: Mar 1, 2009
  10. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Seen one on the back of a motorhome Back off or I"ll flush!