Avoiding alcohol issues

[dbmg]

Now thats funny!!!!!

 

[R_W_B]

I missed the Joke part but am serious about drinking and riding, If in a jam and in my area call me:s

Got it DON now back to the ROAST, I see GLIDER is up and running

( Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before. )

I had to read it twice to get it too Jack. Sometimes I'm so slow I have actually gotten jokes on the way home and start laughing in the car.

 

[lorne]

:newsmile07: A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving: Went out with some friends last night and tied one on.

Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.

this is kind of like "i am not as think as you drunk i am"

or

"take me drink i am home"

 

[shovelRob]

Sometimes I'm so slow I have actually gotten jokes on the way home and start laughing in the car.

I know what you mean. Some of my best humor comes from things my wife says at me, and I get it the next day.

 

[glazier]

I got pulled over the other night and the cop said to me, "Son, your eyes are red. Have you been drinking"??? I said "No sir, but your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts"???

 

[IBA Harley]

Great sense of humor... appreciate the smile it gave me this morning.

 

[Burgundy9]

I've already used it this morning. Day after Cinco de Mayo seemed appropriate.

Very funny...