Avoiding alcohol issues

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SilverFoXD, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. SilverFoXD

    SilverFoXD Active Member Contributor

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    :newsmile07: A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving: Went out with some friends last night and tied one on.

    Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Did the same thing once with a taxi, only problem I had was I didn't know how much to tip myself.:newsmile108::newsmile108:
     
  3. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    This is pretty funny, if you are in my area and need a ride from too much alcohol give me a holler I will help rather than seeing a DUI:s
     
  4. jdaws

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    So you DROVE THE BUS then???
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Do we have some members here who are great at doing sarcasm, or did you miss the fact that this is a joke thread?
     
  6. jdaws

    jdaws Active Member

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    I was, joking. I know you rode the bus, but you did say driven.
    Taking the bus was the right thing to do!
     
  7. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Come on tell me you get the joke, or that you love sarcasm!!!:newsmile108:
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    I missed the Joke part but am serious about drinking and riding, If in a jam and in my area call me:s
     
  9. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Jack I don't know about the OP but I don't drink and drive or drink and ride. It is a joke!!!! I have no doubt that you would make sure that someone who is impaired got home safely. But this is a joke thread!!!!:newsmile07::newsmile07:
     
  10. Jack Klarich

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    Got it DON now back to the ROAST, I see GLIDER is up and running:p