1-he asks you to open his chapstic on a parking lot full of "riders "at a bike rally because the top is stuck. 2-you have to find a hardware store to get a bolt to re-tighten the handle bars that came loose on his custom at highway speed in Birmingham Al. after 9pm. 3-he will always stop 5 miles into the ride to change something.(glasses,shirt,jacket,ipod ) 4-he won't ride hot,cold,wet,dark or more than 500 miles in a day. 5-he takes 30 minutes at a fuel stop when you are on a mile maker day,then see number 3 6- orders a zima with a lemon in a "biker bar" that's having a legal defense fund raiser that day. anybody else?