Why punish a kid with a functioning brain?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by RetiredJake, Apr 23, 2011.

  1. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
    He said they love animals very much.
    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
    So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
    She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.




    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now...
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Do you think it could have been that her married name was Perdue? :D
     
  3. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Now that's funny. Thanks for the laugh.
     
  4. Trek

    Trek Junior Member

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    I just told that one to my wife who is a teacher, she laughed. Thanks for the chuckle Jake.
     
  5. shovelRob

    shovelRob Member

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    Yup. I'm a teacher, too. We want them to think for themselves, but don't always like the results.:bigsmiley21:
     
  6. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Ha, reading that made me hungry, even though my favorite one is BBQ chicken.