*what a real woman does*

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him
    up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure
    and comfort him after a bad day.

    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
    to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express
    his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
    handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
    sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .

    No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer
    does... Never mind.:D
     
  2. purplehazeultra

    purplehazeultra Active Member

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    Yea Beer is goog.:tounge:tounge:tounge
     
  3. buck484

    buck484 Active Member Contributor

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    That must be why I enjoy beer.
     
  4. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    :D:D:D:D OH yes!!!!! gimme the beer every time!:D:D:D
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Yay beer, cheers!!
     
  6. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    LOL, maybe thats why the Redhead looked so good, DOH I think she is watching Busted again:s
     
  7. CropdusterDoug

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    A Real Woman is a chick who lets you do anything you want to do, and I mean ANYTHING. Know what I mean?
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Ah to be young again:s
     
  9. RThomas4223

    RThomas4223 New Member

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    Oh, Jeeze. I thought you were talking about my DOG.
    Why is having a dog better than having a wife? Because a dog is happy to see you no matter what time you come home!
     
  10. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Yikes, better hope the is no WiFi in the house! :bigsmiley4: The beer, hmmm that too will pass...if you can see that all those mugs into the dishwasher...! :56: