Turpentine vs. Holy Water

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildspirit97, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. wildspirit97

    wildspirit97 Senior Member

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    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
    Awhile later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
    The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
    The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's rear end and he'll pass a Harley Davidson!" :rider
     
  2. dhog

    dhog Active Member

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    But sandpapering the cat first makes out run nitros.:newsmile065::skipping