Three pints

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HarleyHarry, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. HarleyHarry

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    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
    When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and tells him, "You know, a pint starts going flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
    The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self."
    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
    The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
    One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
    All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
    The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
    "Oh, no. Everyone's fine," He explains, "I joined the Church and I had to quit drinking."
     
  2. bikermonkey

    bikermonkey Active Member

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    God made whiskey so the Irish would not take over the world
     
  3. ProF

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    Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father. "The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall. "Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven? "O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
     
  4. JessenHarley

    JessenHarley New Member

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    That is so true. I love Whiskey so much!

    God bless Irish!
     
  5. bikermonkey

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    Here's something funny off youtube, warning it Does contain harsh language so I did not link the site to auto play here. Query "Hitler's a Honda man".


    Apparently Hitler does not like Harleys