The vacation

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Apr 4, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Joe you have outdone yourself! That is one of the best jokes I have heard. Thanks.
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Can't blame him!:yes
     
  4. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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  5. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Bwahahaha that's a good one!
     
  6. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Good one Joe, and can be told in mixed company...if you want to take the chance...:D:D
     
  7. trainman

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    Great one.