Once there was an annoying prude who went to the south of France, arriving at his hotel late in the evening. The next morning he was so excited to soak up the sun, that he was the first person on the beach. Soon, the jet lag set in and he fell asleep in the mediterranean sun. When he woke up, there was a naked old man sleeping not 50 feet from him. So the prude went over, picked up the old man's book, and placed it over him where the sun shouldn't be shining. Well, it turns out that this was a nudist beach, and the old man was a judge. He had the prude arrested. MORAL TO THE STORY ????? Never cover a judge by his book.