The lottery

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Goofuss, Nov 6, 2010.

  1. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

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    A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"

    She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."

    "Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6, now get out." :newsmile100:
     
  2. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    HAHAHA tooo funny!!:newsmile100:
     
  3. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Funny, but something tells me he wouldn't get off that easy!
     
  4. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Thats funnY:D !
     
  5. LyteCycle

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    haha too funny.
     
  6. wilks3

    wilks3 Junior Member

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    He should've said he won a dollar.........................$11.50 for beer.
    Beer is good!!!
    wilks3
     
  7. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    I like that one!