The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation"

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    VERSION 1

    Dear John:
    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,
    thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
    inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
    feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you
    let me be yours?
    Gloria

    VERSION 2

    Dear John:
    I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,
    thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
    inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have
    no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will
    you let me be?

    Yours,
    Gloria
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Glad I don't know Gloria:D
     
  3. biscuit

    biscuit Junior Member

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    AHA!!!AN ERUDITE H-D RIDER.:ap