The differance

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

    His final challenge was: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

    His astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I can relate!:yes
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100:which one has the gumbo recipe.