The Death of Shamus O'Malley

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tigg, Dec 18, 2009.

  1. Tigg

    Tigg Junior Member

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    Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
    "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
    "Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
    "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery."
    "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
    "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
    Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
    "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned."
    "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
    "Well, no. Fact is, he got out three times to take a pee
     
  2. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    :newsmile100:Being I am part Irish I somehow believe this.:41:
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Same here. There has to be some truth to this.:bigsmiley11:
     
  4. Adamal47

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    Did you know that back in 1759 Arthur Guiness signed a 9000 year lease for his brewery and land with the city of Dublin. They also have an agreement for free water!