The cat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    How to wash a toilet...

    This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
    a 'power-wash and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your
    home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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    Sincerely,
    The Dog
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    Last edited: Jan 20, 2009
  2. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Thats just mean! I like it:D
     
  3. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    How do the dogs come up with such great ideas? Oh yeah, they just lay around all day with nothing to do but come up with this stuff!
     
  4. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Had to replace the missing pics.:D
     
  5. docsledge

    docsledge Active Member

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    So do dogs if young enough and with the right sauce. :)
     
  6. waterdog

    waterdog Active Member

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    I love it! :ap


    But my cat won't! :D
     
  7. werewolph

    werewolph New Member

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    I can't find my cat