The Barber and the Boy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Nikko684, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. Nikko684

    Nikko684 Active Member

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    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid on earth. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "which do you want son?" The boy takes the two quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customr leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, Son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the two quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, The game is over!"

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  2. jamesearl

    jamesearl Senior Member Contributor

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    Smart kid
     
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    One smart kid if you ask me.....