That's How the Fight Started

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rubyred, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.


    She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to over 150 in about 3 seconds."

    I bought her a bathroom scale.

    And then the fight started......
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  2. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Careful there. You have to sleep sometime! :bigsmiley20::bigsmiley20:
     
  3. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    :pWith 1 eye open :bigsmiley30:
     
  4. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Been sleeping with this woman for over 40 years!
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  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    :D Quite the milestone, Congratulations:D
     
  6. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    Ha...that's a quick route to divorce...
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  7. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100:..and some people think riding motorcycles is dangerous!!!
     
  8. Bedrock

    Bedrock Active Member

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    Hysterical!