Tech Support.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct
    slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
    jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
    In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as
    Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs
    such
    as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer
    runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running
    Nagging
    to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed, Desperate
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    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
    is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You
    Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
    Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as
    designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery
    and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very
    bad
    program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the
    background that will eventually seize control of all your system
    resources).
    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are
    unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

    In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and
    cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better
    running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software
    to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

    Good Luck,
    Tech Support
    :)
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Great one T wrecks......:laugh
     
  3. SledDog

    SledDog Senior Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Now that's funny!
     
  4. Gas Gauge

    Gas Gauge Junior Member

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    #1 daughter is getting married Dec. 10, I emailed this to the future "Operating System" who works Tech Support for HP....I'm certain they didn't give him all the facts in college!

    Thanks T!
     
  5. harley@16

    harley@16 Junior Member

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    That's great!!!!
     
  6. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Ah so true:p Good one T
     
  7. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Unfortunatly there is no extended software that will upgrade the wife operating system so that it mimics the girlfriend beta. Once the girlfriend program is upgraded to the wife operating system there seems to be no retention of the desireable parts of the girlfriend operating system. Things that operate smoothly in the girlfriend program and seem essential to the success of the software now crash when husband software tries to access it. The wife software seems to have a default override that simply cannot be overwritten. That default is the problematic "Not Tonight I Have A Headache" or the deeply burried default "I Don't Have To Do That Anymore, I'm Married".
     
  8. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha good one "T"
     
  9. TheBig1

    TheBig1 Member

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    Now thats way to funny.
     
  10. Sunnysideup

    Sunnysideup Junior Member

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    Seems some of you have experiences outside the subject of motorcycles.