Simple Home Remedies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    Common, you had to laugh at one one them
     
  2. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    No offence glider, but I think I'll skip your "self help section"
     
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Party pooper:laugh
     
  4. wolfy75

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    Hilarious! Thanks Glider Nearly peed myself when I read # 6.
     
  5. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    That's pretty good T coming from somebody that looks so "different"! Glad to see you got the new glasses :D

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