sick leave

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Nov 12, 2010.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

    I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What are you doing?'

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

    I jumped down and walked out of the office...

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'


    She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
     
  2. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Good one!
     
  3. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    Funniest one in a long time.Is there no end to blonde jokes?
     
  4. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    Lets not jump to any hasty conclusions.:)
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    HMMM,i have to share this with the Redhead:newsmile100:
     
  6. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    Good thing my wife's hair got darker w/age...she was getting tired of all the jokes. ;)