seventh degree

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ooheritage, Jan 30, 2010.

  1. ooheritage

    ooheritage Active Member

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    FIRST DEGREE
    A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.. The husband said, 'Who was that?'
    The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

    SECOND DEGREE
    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
    The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
    So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
    The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
    THIRD DEGREE
    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
    The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
    The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next !'

    FOURTH DEGREE
    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know 'em all.'
    A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
    The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.'
    FIFTH DEGREE
    Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    A: 'Is it mine?'
    SIXTH DEGREE
    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her U. S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
    Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'
    SEVENTH DEGREE
    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND COP!'
     
  2. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Man...there are going to be some happy non-blondes out there...7 degrees is pretty cold!
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    heh, heh!!!:rofl
     
  4. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    I told the 2nd degree to my wife and she didn't get it. Even after I explained it she still didn't get it...I guess blondes and brunettes really aren't that different after all.
     
  5. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I am sooooooo glads my wife is not a blonde anymore. These are just too good not to pass on. :D
     
  6. khewell

    khewell Member

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    To Funny
     
  7. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Very GOOOD!