S.A.T. Test Questions

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students!

    (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the President someday.)



    Q: Name the four seasons.

    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.



    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit,

    sand, dead sheep and canoeists.



    Q: How is dew formed?

    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.



    Q: What is a planet?

    A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.



    Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?

    A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.



    Q: What are steroids?

    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.



    Q: What happens to your body as you age?

    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.



    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.



    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

    A: Premature death.



    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

    A: Keep it in the cow.



    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The body is

    consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The

    brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal

    cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.



    Q: What is the Fibula?

    A: A small lie.



    Q: What does "varicose" mean?

    A: Nearby.



    Q: What is the most common form of birth control?

    A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.



    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."

    A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.



    Q: What is a seizure?

    A: A Roman emperor.



    Q: What is a terminal illness?

    A: When you are sick at the airport.



    Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?

    A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.



    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?

    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.



    Q: What is a turbine?

    A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
     
  2. Twisted_Games

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    :bigsmiley14::lolrolling:bigsmiley8::lol:yahoo Thats halarious!!
     
  3. Twisted Grip

    Twisted Grip Banned

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    That was great! but does kind of worry me a bit....:bigsmiley6:
     
  4. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    the one about cigarettes and premature death actually made
    a little sence.
     
  5. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    I didn't mean to imply that it was a right answer. Just compared to the other answers it 's the only one that made a little sence.
     
  6. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    Probably the same person who had a accident and told the police officer "Gee, that tree just jumped right out in front of me":lolrolling
     
  7. biscuit

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    I'm with Hobbit.The one about the milk and leaving it in the cow is great!

    Mayhap that one was answered by a genius who was thinking about the udder side?:nosad:bigsmiley20:
     
  8. biscuit

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    Dont you mean the tree that just STUMPED out in front of you?
     
  9. popsmiller

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    some of those sound like some answers my kids would have gave.
     
  10. bman

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    :bigsmiley6:Who copied my test:bigsmiley6: