Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

    It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in
    Edinburgh and as the crowds made their way down Princes Street towards
    Murrayfield, a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old
    Scottish lass, with its jaws wide open ready to attack.

    The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man
    in red jumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat and
    throttled it.

    As the dead dog lay there, and the crowd cheered in admiration,
    a journalist from the Glasgow Herald who had witnessed the heroic deed,
    went up to the man and said,
    'That was brilliant, I can see the headline now -

    'Welsh Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.

    The man replied, 'No you've got it wrong.
    I'm not here for the rugby!'

    'Don't worry' said the journalist, 'I can see the headline now -

    'Welshman Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.

    The man replied, 'No you're wrong again.
    I'm not Welsh; I'm from London.'

    The journalist said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now -

    'English murderer Strangles Family Pet'.
  2. Spade5

    Spade5 Active Member

    I love it. It just goes to show how perspective can make the same even look totally different. I sort of saw the punch line coming but am still laughing.