Romantic wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”


    The husband, being a normal man, replied, "I am on the toilet, what should I do?”
     
  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    :p Way funny:bigsmiley30:
     
  3. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Good one:newsmile100:
     
  4. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Thanks Joe very good!:)
     
  5. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Even the girlfriend thought that one was funny.
     
  6. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    LOL..where do you come up with these!!
     
  7. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    best make some Gumbo for Cindy... and if she doesn't want it let me know and i will come and make sure it is deposed of properly...:newsmile100:
     
  8. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    HA - nice!
     
  9. Trek

    Trek Junior Member

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    A good laugh before work on Monday, thanks.
     
  10. Bedrock

    Bedrock Active Member

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    Could've been worse. :D