Romantic wife

[Redfish-Joe]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”


The husband, being a normal man, replied, "I am on the toilet, what should I do?”

 

[Jack Klarich]

Way funny:bigsmiley30:

 

[oldhippie]

Good one:newsmile100:

 

[Rubyred]

Thanks Joe very good!

 

[Jeff Klarich]

Even the girlfriend thought that one was funny.

 

[gator508]

LOL..where do you come up with these!!

 

[lorne]

best make some Gumbo for Cindy... and if she doesn't want it let me know and i will come and make sure it is deposed of properly...:newsmile100:

 

[Iceman24]

HA - nice!

 

[Trek]

A good laugh before work on Monday, thanks.

 

[Bedrock]

Could've been worse.