Retired Folks

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by RetiredJake, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'? Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch and margaritas into urine.

    And I'm pretty darn good at it, too!!
     
  2. softailhog

    softailhog Active Member

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    Your wife would probably say that "retirement is twice as much husband on half as much income!" LOL
     
  3. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    It's always good to have a backup carrer.
     
  4. Breeze3at

    Breeze3at Well-Known Member

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    Now that I'm retired, I cram everything I used to do around the house after work into a full day...... sometimes two days!! And procrastinate, I have taken that to new heights.
     
  5. gasbag

    gasbag Active Member

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    Well, right now I am sitting at my computer trying not to make any mistakes in spelling.
    After that, my wife and I work in animal rescue, specifically whippets.
    I am also taking guitar lessons. My practicing scares away small rodents.
    I also ride a lot now, finally having the time and buying the bike last December. I don't ride too far because of health but I ride as often as I can.
    However my main activity is hanging around the house and driving my wife nuts. I am getting very good at it.
     
  6. threesteps

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  7. 92FXRS

    92FXRS Active Member

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    Go ahead you retired guys, rub it in... while all of us "working stiffs" get more
    envious by the minute
     
  8. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Your day will come, just be patient and grow OLD. The benefits do come with some downers though:

    reduced income
    aches & pains
    around the wife all day

    However, the good really does outshine the bad :cheers
     
  9. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Retired and loving it. I may make the wife a little crazy, but hey, I haven't got anything else to do.
     
  10. 9FLHR

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    The best part about retirement......on the first of each month, money magically appears in the checkbook. They pay me to stay away. Whoo Hoo!