Really Need Advice!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cedarbrook63, Apr 22, 2010.

  1. cedarbrook63

    cedarbrook63 Junior Member

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    Guys - I really really need some advice on a serious problem I have.
    I have suspected for some time that my wife has been having an affair.

    All the signs are there: the phone rings and when I answer the caller hangs up, no interest in me any more, going "out with the girls" a whole lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
    Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind my motorcycle and watched as she came home. She got out of some strange car and did up the buttons of her blouse, she brushed her hair and sprayed on perfume and adjusted her skirt.
    It was that moment, crouched behind the bike - I noticed it - a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket!
    Now is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it........?
     
  2. Slapp

    Slapp Junior Member

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    You sould be able to weld it yourself, unlike your wife you will need to first prep the area well.
     
  3. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    cedar........I'd replace it. :s
     
  4. Mattman4403

    Mattman4403 Junior Member

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    If you are comfortable with it you should be able to weld it up. Just be sure to stop it on the ends.
     
  5. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    :lolrolling
     
  6. mnultra

    mnultra Active Member

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    I could be assuming but I don't think some noticed where this was posted :newsmile100:
     
  7. VanIsland

    VanIsland Member

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    :newsmile017:
     
  8. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    I agree there!:D
     
  9. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    IMO - replace both (wife & mount)...:newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  10. cedarbrook63

    cedarbrook63 Junior Member

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    I'm glad you guys noticed that :lolrolling.
    I was starting to think I hadn't made the JOKE bit loud enough:D:D