Old Roosters

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Oct 19, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
    chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says:
    "OK old timer, time for you to retire."
    The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
    these chickens? Look what it has done to me! Can't you just let me have
    the two old hens over in the corner?"
    The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking
    over!"
    The old rooster says, "I tell you what young stud, I will race you
    around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
    entire chicken coop."
    The young rooster laughs, "you know you don't stand a chance old man.
    So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start!"
    The old rooster takes off running, About 15 seconds later the young
    rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
    farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about
    5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile is
    sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters
    running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
    The farmer grabs his shotgun and -BOOM- he blows the young rooster to
    bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
    "......That's the third gay rooster I bought this month!"

    Moral of the story?

    Don't mess with THE OLDER GENERATION! Age, Skill, wisdom, and a
    little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance! :D
     
  2. wildspirit97

    wildspirit97 Senior Member

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    :lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  3. forever harley

    forever harley Member

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    HaahaaHaahaa, thats funny. If I showed this to my youngest she'd probably say something like, huh?....whatever!!!! Not about the joke...but the moral of the story, sad isn't it.
     
  4. krikket

    krikket Active Member

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    You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.....
     
  5. zhillz

    zhillz Member

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    awesome