A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says:
"OK old timer, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens? Look what it has done to me! Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking
over!"
The old rooster says, "I tell you what young stud, I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "you know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start!"
The old rooster takes off running, About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about
5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile is
sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters
running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
The farmer grabs his shotgun and -BOOM- he blows the young rooster to
bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"......That's the third gay rooster I bought this month!"
Moral of the story?
Don't mess with THE OLDER GENERATION! Age, Skill, wisdom, and a
little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says:
"OK old timer, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens? Look what it has done to me! Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking
over!"
The old rooster says, "I tell you what young stud, I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "you know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start!"
The old rooster takes off running, About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about
5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile is
sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters
running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
The farmer grabs his shotgun and -BOOM- he blows the young rooster to
bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"......That's the third gay rooster I bought this month!"
Moral of the story?
Don't mess with THE OLDER GENERATION! Age, Skill, wisdom, and a
little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
