Davidw2415
Senior Member
A man and his wife were awaken at 3:00 am by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the
pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the
morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is
pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those
two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the
pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the
morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is
pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those
two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk