Here’s the story. Its still hard to believe the way it turned out. My wife said she wanted a riding lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work, and I thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside. SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower! I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug. I even put a light on it so she could work at night (see photo below), after she finishes putting away the dinner dishes. To this day I still can’t understand why some women are so hard to please!! P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave the hospital sometime next week!