My wife's riding lawn mower is now for sale!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jun 24, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Here’s the story. Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.

    My wife said she wanted a riding lawn mower.

    She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work, and I thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside.

    SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower!

    I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.
    I even put a light on it so she could work at night (see photo below), after she
    finishes putting away the dinner dishes.

    To this day I still can’t understand why some women are so hard to please!!


    P.S.
    I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave
    the hospital sometime next week!
     

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  2. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Some women, just cant please them! :lolrolling
     
  3. Slo-Ryd

    Slo-Ryd Junior Member Contributor

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    Hilarious......love it Joe :lol
     
  4. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    amassing, they just keep wanting more..:D

    mine has 3 pairs of shoes, and now she wants another pair
     
  5. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Just please tell me you live on flat ground! :newsmile100:
     
  6. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    You just were not thinking... She probably would have been ok if it was a gas powered riding mower with a cup holder for her ice tea. Just have to try harder the next time that all...........:rr
     
  7. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    I think it's the seat.. Yeah, that's it. Should've put on a better seat.:p
     
  8. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Where does he find these things?:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  9. EnjoyingTheRyde

    EnjoyingTheRyde Junior Member

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    It may have been the color, you can't go wrong with black... :)
     
  10. Breeze3at

    Breeze3at Well-Known Member

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    No BEER holder! If it had one, she wouldn't have to go all the way to the refrigerator to get you another!! :cheers