My Parrot

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Dr.Evil, Mar 14, 2011.

  1. Dr.Evil

    Dr.Evil Junior Member

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    I have owned this parrot forever, and unfortunately over the years he has learned to cuss like a sailor. Recently since I have joined HDT, I my cursing has been almost eliminated, but my parrot has gotten even worse. I have talked with him on several occasions but nothing has worked. Yesterday I had about enough, I grabbed him and threw him into the freezer. He was cussing up a storm, kicking the door, and then silence. Thinking he might be hurt I opened the freezer door. He jumped out onto my arm and started to apologize for his behavior and promised “no more cursing, ever”. I was just about to ask why the sudden change, when he looks at me and asks me what the turkey did wrong.
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one!!!!!:newsmile100:
     
  3. fin_676

    fin_676 Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    The question is what did the turkey do wrong

    Brian
     
  4. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Now thats funny....

    So was fins question
     
  5. cedarbrook63

    cedarbrook63 Junior Member

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    That's good that is - thanks for the big laugh. :D
     
  6. BUBBIE

    BUBBIE Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you have ROOM for a few on this site that Keep ignoring the Language Rules..

    That would straighten them out, But where to find the frozen likeness?

    signed....BUBBIE

    BURRRRR..it's cold in here
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    DR EVIL that is way too funny:p
     
  8. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    One smart Parrot.....Very funny:lolrolling