Mother-in-law

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

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    A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, "for $150 we can bury your mother-in-law here or for $5000 we can ship her back home to be buried. The man replies, "oh I will definitely have her shipped back home because if I remember correctly awhile back a man was buried here and after 3 days he came back to life".
     
  2. Goofuss

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    A man and his wife took a trip to Africa. Her mother wanted to tag along. Of course he didn’t want her to go. Everything was going well until one morning when they woke up they could not find her mother. So they went out to look for her. They came upon her out in the middle of a field face to face with a huge lion. The man’s wife was just screaming at her husband YOU HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!! The man looks at his wife and said No Way. That lion got himself into that mess he needs to get himself out.
     
  3. Polarbear

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    Goofuss, I hear ya brother!
     
  4. Haywire

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    Both very funny.
     
  5. HD4ME!

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    Goofuss - Very funny! Good ones