Mischief

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by David, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. David

    David Active Member

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    Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home

    When an old Grandpa walked by.

    And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

    The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."

    One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can!
    Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

    Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

    The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You're 87 years old!"

    Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

    Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison...

    "We were at your birthday party yesterday!" :D:D:D
     
  2. Road King 1

    Road King 1 Member

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    thats great
     
  3. maysflyboy

    maysflyboy Member

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    I sure do love old people.
     
  4. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    That was a good one!!
     
  5. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Lord, I hope that's not in my future :lol
     
  6. Rewind

    Rewind Active Member

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    Gotta hand it to those Grandmas.....they're still pretty sharp.