Meet the Press

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
    her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: "Sir, this was the bravest thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life."

    "Why, it was nothing, really; the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and did what I thought was right."

    "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the front page. By the way,
    what motorcycle do you ride?"

    " A Harley Davidson."

    The journalist leaves. The following morning, the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

    BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
     
  2. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    That's a good one there Prof. UNBIASED media?????!!!!
     
  3. bikermonkey

    bikermonkey Active Member

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    Decent humor but hat's about typical for bikers,I posted before how customer service falls to nothingness when we go in with our leather instead of "nice" cloths. :17:
     
  4. dhog

    dhog Active Member

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    Amen brother:14: