Marine Pilot

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
    tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.. The next day, the kids
    came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

    There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved.
    But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

    "Janie, do you have a story to share

    'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine
    pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
    enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
    survival knife

    She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then
    she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them
    with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the
    knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her
    bare hands."

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you
    was the moral to this horrible story?"

    "Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking :D
  2. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

    Can't wait for all the Marines to respond to this one! :p
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Guest

    What that about courage that comes in a Flask ?????
  4. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

    Oh loved that one, was afraid when I saw the title it was another KIA, but was pleasantly surprised. Uh now I see it's in the joke section, yea I'm a little slow sometimes.
  5. oldjarhead

    oldjarhead Member

    Ooh rah !
  6. skywarrior

    skywarrior Banned

    You can always tell a Marine Pilot.........................but you tell him much.

    Flew with a few as a navigator in A3-D's. USN retired A3-D B/N