Living Life Backwards

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    I'v always said this myself...:D

    Living Life Backwards
    I want to live my next life backwards:
    You start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
    You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
    You go to school, drink alcohol, party, and get lucky.
    You become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
    Then you become a baby where you are loved, cuddled and people bend to
    your every whim.
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
    conditions: central heating, room service on tap...
    and then...
    You finish off as an orgasm
    Yep ... Backwards is the way to go.
     
  2. Hi-Tek Rednek

    Hi-Tek Rednek Active Member

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    Right On! "glider". I'm with you! Where's the line start???:Banane44::Banane21::Banane02:
     
  3. bb156ny

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    Thats the ticket. When and where do we start?????
     
  4. Freegul

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    Yeah Glider ,I've alway's thought the same thing. That's weird. I guess a lot of people thought that this was the way to go. The only thing you left out was breast feeding. :18:
     
  5. glider

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    Aw Geez, the best part of all, how could I forget that?:worthy