Little Johny

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fxsts-rider, Aug 15, 2009.

  1. fxsts-rider

    fxsts-rider Member

    Little Johny was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

    A Priest came along and asked little Johny what he had.

    Little Johny said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

    The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

    Little Johny replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's bum, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'