Little Johny was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked little Johny what he had. Little Johny said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' Little Johny replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's bum, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'