little johnnys at it again

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    A new teacher
    > was trying to make use of her psychology
    > courses. She started her class by saying,
    > 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
    > After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
    > teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little
    > Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
    > standing there all by yourself!'
    >
    >
    > * * * * * * * * * * *
    >
    >
    > Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
    > smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you
    > do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself
    > beautiful,' said his mother, who then began
    > removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the
    > matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
    >
    >
    > * * * * * * * * * * *
    >
    >
    > The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
    > paying attention in class. She called on him and
    > said,
    > 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little
    > Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the
    > Cartoon Network!'
    >
    > * * * * * * * * * * *
    >
    >
    > Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
    > trip to their local police station where they saw
    > pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
    > most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters
    > pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
    > the photo of a wanted person.. 'Yes,' said the
    > policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to
    > capture him.. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't
    > you keep him when you took his picture ? "
    > (this is my favorite)
    >
    > * * * * * * * * * * *
    >
    >
    > Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
    > father. He watched as his father moved from
    > horse to horse, running his hands up and down
    > the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a
    > few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you
    > doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when
    > I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that
    > they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
    > Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the
    > UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'
     
  2. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    Little Johnny is my kind of guy!!!
     
  3. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Never get enough of Little Johnny...
     
  4. FLHXTom29715

    FLHXTom29715 Active Member

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    Always full of laughs
     
  5. gmurdock

    gmurdock Active Member

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    Funny but I am glad little Johnny is not my son
     
  6. bikerdad

    bikerdad Junior Member

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    Most of the Little Johnny" jokes I have heard can't be posted here!
     
  7. 03classic

    03classic Junior Member

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    Oh to be little johnny!!!!!
     
  8. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Little Johnny usually makes my day. Today is no exception. Thanks :lol