Little girl and a motorcycle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildspirit97, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. wildspirit97

    wildspirit97 Senior Member

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    You have probably all seen this before but I thought it was funny

    A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day,
    when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

    After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

    "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

    "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

    The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,"Hey little girl, I
    will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

    "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

    The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,

    "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy
    if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will
    go for a ride."

    Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

    "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley
    ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
     
  2. Leprechaun667

    Leprechaun667 Member

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    I have read that 1 before only it was a little boy instead of the girl.
    gotta love it either way.
     
  3. dhog

    dhog Active Member

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    Out pf the mouth of babes come real truths!:newsmile012::newsmile096:
     
  4. nmphotokat

    nmphotokat Member

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    this one cracks me up !! :bigsmiley20: :bigsmiley20:
     
  5. chrishdguy

    chrishdguy Member

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    I hadn't heard that one before. That's absolutely hilarious!!! :rofl