Lion There

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kman, Sep 23, 2009.

  1. kman

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    Two zookeepers are sitting at the bar having a drink with a zebra, after about an hour of heavy drinking the zebra gets up a heads towards the bathroom. About an hour later the zebra hasn't returned so the bartender turns towards the bathroom and notices the zebra passed out on the floor and he says to the zookeepers hey guys you can't that lyin over there. the zookeepers look at each other then over towards the bathroom....they both start to laugh and say to the bartender thats not a lion, thats a zebra
     
  2. threesteps

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  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    :newsmile017: Keep your day job :D
     
  4. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    Ugh!!!:d
     
  5. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    ouch!!!!!nice try tho!
     
  6. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    wow that was pretty bad
     
  7. 03classic

    03classic Junior Member

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    Can I have a rim shot!