ice alert

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    ICE ALERT



    When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure,

    When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,

    When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems,

    When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

    Apparently, ice is really bad for you.


    Warn all your friends!
     
  2. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Glad I use a frosty cup and not ice.
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  3. UCWAYNE

    UCWAYNE Banned

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    That's why I keep mine in the fridge. It's always cold and I don't need to take a chance on using ice!!
     
  4. LarryC08

    LarryC08 Active Member

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    Least now I know why my body is falling apart, and I thought it was just age!!!:D:D
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Always keep it in the fridge or freezer. Ice is made from water and you know what fish do in the water-everything!!!
     
  6. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Coke , hold the ICE:p
     
  7. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i didn't know you could drink straight coke..that must taste funnny:newsmile042: