I Want to Buy That

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

    The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

    The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

    Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

    Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

    To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

    The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

    The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Poor blondes. :rofl :rofl
     
  3. Ian Wayne

    Ian Wayne Member

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    That one was even better sprinkler! CHEERS
     
  4. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Love them blonde jokes!
     
  5. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Sure am glad the wife is not a blonde anymore :D
     
  6. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    Good one I love the blonde jokes. My wife is a blonde.