How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, May 23, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
    stalking around with a fly swatter.

    What are you doing? She asked.

    Hunting Flies; He responded.

    Oh! Killing any? She asked?

    Yep, 3 males, 2 Females; He replied.

    Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell them apart?

    He responded; 3 were on a beer can
    2 were on the phone
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Now there is one that will get you in trouble.
     
  3. FLST

    FLST Active Member

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    Great! Best I have heard in a while. Thanks.