How does it know?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gasbag, May 12, 2011.

  1. gasbag

    gasbag Active Member

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    Riding through a small community here, I stopped and found a directory map which is located permanently on a street corner.
    On the map there is a red dot that says "You are here". How does it know?
    Then at the other end of town there is another directory. Again the spot..."You are here". How does it know?
    Then again at an outlet mall down the road. Just how do these signs always know where I am?

    I bought one of those insulated souvenir cups at the outlet mall. Keeps cold stuff cold and hot stuff hot.
    It always gets it right. But just how does it know?

    I get so confused.:bigsmiley30:
     
  2. ultra...good

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    I always have to figure out where I am at on the map; either by the town that I am in, just went through [thru] or what intersection I just passed. The funniest thing that I still see, as far as looks on peoples faces, is when I say that Chicago to Dallas is only this[--------------------] far on the map. Coincidently, nobody has ever accused me of being very smart.
     
  3. IBA Harley

    IBA Harley Active Member

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    I think this proves the old adage... wherever you go, there you are. :)
     
  4. jethro706

    jethro706 Member

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    You just have to remember this.

    If you're not here, you're there, if you're not there, you're somewhere in between!
     
  5. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i don't need to know where i am or where i am going....my wife tells me:D
     
  6. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Ouch! You just made coffee come out my nose!:sd
     
  7. wannaride

    wannaride Active Member

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    I think it is the same concept that when you loose something and then find it, it was the last place you looked.

    Toby
     
  8. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Like the GPS when missing a turn. Make a left at first available. I would have ended up in the river. Sometimes it really does not know.......:D
     
  9. ChunkBoyLo

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    I tested this. I was looking for my keys. Found them ok but I looked one more time under the couch... nope did not find them the last place I looked.
    Now what do I do?