His & Her Diarys

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, May 19, 2008.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    Her Diary:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

    We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my
    friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a
    bit late, but he made no comment on it.

    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
    we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was
    wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was
    upset.
    He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not
    to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled
    slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why
    he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I decided to go to bed. About 15
    minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress,
    and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his
    thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what
    to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is
    a disaster.



    His Diary:

    Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

     
  2. dangerdan

    dangerdan Junior Member

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    I read this to my wife ...She only had one response


    Men !!


    I must be getting to old

    Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid. :coffee

    I fixed my Harley today and got laid. :breakdance
     
  3. Crazyfrog

    Crazyfrog Active Member

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    LMAO!

    (My wife thought it was stupid. Her loss.)
     
  4. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    LMAO!!!!!!!tOLD WIFEY,AND AFTER SHE STOPPED LAUGHING SHE SAID THAT SOUNDED ABOUT RITE!!!