Hillbilly Birth Control

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Wayne R, Jul 2, 2010.

  1. Wayne R

    Wayne R Active Member

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    After their 11th child, A hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didnt want to have anymore children,
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
    " A less costly alternative," said the doctor," is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country). light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the beer can up to your ear and count to 10
    The hillbilly said to the doctor, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I dont see how putting a cherry bomb, in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.
    Trust me," said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. he held the can up to his ear and began to count!
    "1"
    "2"
    "3"
    "4"
    "5"
    (you"ll love this)
    At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one.
     
  3. Safehaven

    Safehaven Active Member

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    My god :) That is about the best hillbillly joke I've ever heard :)
     
  4. ultradoc

    ultradoc Active Member

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    Now that's a good one!!
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    LOL Ican picture that one OWWWWWWW:p
     
  6. Simon van Egten

    Simon van Egten Member

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    brillant,love it
     
  7. fisherman124

    fisherman124 Active Member

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    ill have to print that one out.the guys will like it.wife says were all backwood rednecks here thanks:bigsmiley20: