2 blondes went for a walk in the woods, they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at them and said "these are Moose tracks". The 2nd blonde looked and said " no, these are deer tracks". Again the first blondes insited the tracks was from a moose. The 2nd blonde said " my boyfriend hunts and he showed me , THESE ARE DEER TRACKS". The next day the local news paper read "2 women Run over while arguing on the train tracks south of town."