Hearing aid

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by FXDFCharlie, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. FXDFCharlie

    FXDFCharlie Member

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    At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces,

    "Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar."

    Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:

    "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    "Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

    The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.

    After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy how is your hearing now?"


    Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday
     
  2. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    Its even funnier if you picture reverand lovejoy and the hillbilly guy from the simpsons.
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Another good one. :laugh
     
  4. dfbales

    dfbales Active Member

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    A good joke, wife got a laugh also