Harassing Parrot

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're
    really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.

    On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more
    said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went
    into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The
    store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot
    didn't say it again.

    The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey,
    lady!" it said.

    "Yes?"

    "You know."
     
  2. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100: :newsmile100 That's priceless,made me laugh out loud. The old lady thought I had lost it:D
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I dated that woman once. :newsmile100: